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Recorded live at Artspace Dudley 2013

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T.V.D.N.A.

I wake up in the mornin’ I feel like a saint
I’d like to teach the world to paint but I ain’t got the paint
I wanna telephone the party that never stops
and get smashed out of my head on coke-o-pops

‘cause I’m a beer-swillin’ football genius
and I’m comin’ to your town
I’m a serial-killin’ Jesus - drivin’ around

‘Signs of intelligent life on Mars’
(they say they’ve got cable and it’s better than ours)
‘Local man sees the face of God - in the middle of a cheese cob’

Just got the letter I’ve been waitin’ for
it says I’ve been selected for a free prize draw
There’s a zingy tang of citrus in my guts today
I went to see the spin-doctor - he said I was feelin’ great

‘cause I’m a coke-sniffin’ lynch-mob journalist
and you need to know this
I’m a red old-fashioned ‘phone-box - stinkin’ o’ piss

I’m a James Dean look-alike - ridin’ on a motorbike
doin’ what the fuck I like - smokin’ Lucky Strike
and I’m drinkin’ TNT - you better not mess with me

The nation buys a crate and sits and waits with baited breath
for famine, war, pestilence and famous breasts
sex and death live on the net for a buck
there’s thirty-seven porn channels - all of ‘em suck

‘cause I’m a gun-totin’ robot master-race
and I don’t like your face
I’m a baby-stealing gypsy - an escaped mental case

I’m a champagne starlet lying on the carpet
passed out, pissed up, pewking up scarlet
the last thing that I see - is some fat guy takin’ pictures of me.

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from Bo Pilar and the Mountain Valley Boys Live, released August 1, 2013
written by Bo Pilar
Vocals- Bo Pilar
Bass- Bos
Guitar - Ryan
Guitar- Lieutenant love rocks
Sax - Ted Cartwright
Uke- Chrissey Velvateen

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Bo Pilar and the Mountain Valley Boys England, UK

Bo Pilar assembled his possy of mountain valley boys during the cheescake prohibition scandal of 09. Since those dark days many a valley boy has come gone but the mission has remained the same... unfortuntley no one can remember what that mission was but it was a bloody goodun! ... more

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